5 a side, anyone?

That thing they call Rugby was is on that thing they call the TV. It is said Rugby is for Football players who don't want to wear sissy stuff like helmets or pads. After careful viewing for about fifteen minutes I've determined that this sport has been created by drunken Irishmen who decided to have it out over the last potato in town. I also theorize that they decided getting a little bit of the potato was better than getting none at all thus creating a team concept. Protestants on one side Catholics on the other. This led to the sport of Rugby, and quite possibly the forming of the IRA.