Ah-HA! You're all goin' to HELL!

I knew it! I knew I was right! People always thought it was weird that I lived so close to the ocean and yet don't go anywhere near seafood. Well, I was completely right to be skeeved out by the nasty stuff, and through that brilliant display of foresight I have assured my eternal salvation! And its nice to see people rising up and taking the Lord's message to the people!

Can I get an "AMEN"?

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