One of the kidlets is sick, so last night I hit the Wal-green's around the corner for cough medicine. I sneeze hard as I'm paying for it, of course being polite enough to cover my mouth.
Cashier: "Bless you."
Me: "Thanks. Stupid Swine Flu."
Cashier: "WHAT?!"
Me: "I find whoever licked that pig, I'm going to kill the little bastard."
She then realized I was joking and got a good laugh. Had I known that I would be spending half the night on the couch due to my bed getting co-opted by a coughing youngster I'd have kept my trap shut.
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I got an e-mail about swine flu.
But it turned out to be spam.
Mmmm... Spam.
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