Hit and I'm runnin'.

Y HALO THAR! Its Wednesday, May 25, 2011, everything's a tad soggy, and this is The Side. This one's gonna be pretty short. The power was out all last evening. I nasty thunderstorm blew through the area. Winds kicked up to about 70 miles per hour. A funnel cloud did a little touchdown in the neighbor's yard, busting up a bunch of trees. No power. No internet. No cell phone service for the most part. Pretty much sucked. Everyone is fine though, so I can't complain too much.

QUICK BITS

*Old Rapture Dude is now saying that the Apocalypse won't be until October 21 now. Happy birthday, Mom! Hopefully it won't hit until after the cake.

*Paddy Obama? The Pop Star-in-Chief is in the UK today and stopped into a school in Ireland saying he felt like "he's come home", tossing out a bit of Gaelic, and saying that there's an apostrophe missing from his last name. Cripes. He really is in campaign mode now.

*Anna Kornakova will be a new trainer on The Biggest Loser. The trainers they introduced this season won't be returning. I'm imagining the next season now. The contestants who really want to lose weight will train with Bob Harper. The one who want to check out a hot, Russian girl will train with Anna.

*This week's comic reviews will be delayed. Just got word from Mike at Comic Kings that there's been a little shipping delay. That's OK because Barry Allen will fix it somehow.

ASK NOZZ DAY

Joe Arnold - How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

T consulted Mister Owl on this and the answer according to him is "three". If you are myself or Gene Simmons it only takes one. I couldn't even get a straight answer from the company of this one. Bastards.

MUSIC!!

In honor of crappy weather.



Alrighty, I'm off to work, because that deck won't stain itself. See y'all Friday.