10: Princess Diana: Way to steal Mother Theresa's thunder.
9: Anna Nicole Smith: Why did anyone care? Her cup size was most interesting thing about her.
8: Tupak: Nothing boosts record sales like dying.
7: Fast zombies: Those fuckers are cheating.
6: Lestat: I blame him for all lame vampires, especially the sparkly ones.
5: Jean Grey: Make up your mind! Either stay dead or quit dying every five years!
4: Cobain: Why am I still subjected to his music on stations that supposedly feature new music?
3: Boba Fett: HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
2: Michael Jackson: When all is said and done the fans and media will remember the details of his life that are as whitewashed as his skin.
1: Hitler: Way to ruin the Charlie Chaplin moustache for everyone. Jerk.
1 comment:
I concur with this list - but not Boba Fett! He did plenty of standing around and looking cool goddamnit. D<
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