The death of Michael Jackson has rocked Duck and Cover Studios. We haven't had a site update for a while. Chris is having a hard time drawing while wearing the white glove. I've been trying to be like Mike, and injecting hard-core pain killers isn't too good for my creative process. Still it's a shame such a tragic accident happened to such a well-known person.
Or was it an accident....
That's right, boys and girls, it's time:
OUR TOP 5 MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!!
5: He figured out he was worth more dead than alive. Faking his own death is actually the least controversial thing he's done in the past ten years.
4: He's to be cremated and all the melted plastic plastic from his surgeries will be used to make toys so little boys can play with him for a change.
3: The autopsy revealed that he and Latoya were really the same person.
2: President/Pop Star Obama had Jackson assassinated so that he could be the new "King of Pop".
1: The surviving Beatles had had enough. Michael could Say Say Say all he wanted, but it was much too late. Paul McCartney is not one to be trifled with.
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