I've recently been into discussions about people who love the Joker. I'm talking about the fan-fiction writin', squishy dream havin', "I can give him what Harley Quinn doesn't" love the Joker. Frankly, these people are off their nuts, and here's the top ten ways to spot them.
10: Has seen THE DARK KNIGHT more times since it came out than their family.
9: Has a poster of Heath Ledger as the Joker... on the ceiling over their bed.
8: Finds the response "Why so serious?" to be a perfectly acceptable reply and not a reason to be smacked upside the head.
7: Has used the above response repeatedly despite being smacked upside the head repeatedly.
6: Thinks women in abusive relationships really need help, unless they wear grease paint and red and black spandex. Then they're the luckiest girl at the ball.
5: Thinks the emo boys are doing they're make-up way wrong.
4: Waxes poetic about the deep philosophical meaning behind the actions of a fictitious character who kills people with whoopie cushions.
3: Thinks purple is the new black.
2: Has a Joker shirt for every day of the week, yet can't find a thing to wear for that job interview.
and our number one way to spot that someone is WAY too into the the Joker.....
1: Has called their significant other the wrong name in the sack. That wrong name being: "Mistah J".
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