Vote: Nozz

Found out someone's planning on writing my name in in the election next week. Of course I'm not old enough to be President. Still the thoughts of such power are appealing. It does make me ask myself what would I do if I was President.

I'd support that whole Bill of Rights thing.

Taxes? Screw that. I'd install the Fair Tax. Buh-bye IRS.

Waterboarding? No more! This would be replaced by Vic Mackey with a bottle iodine and telephone book.

Governments bail outs? Nope. These with companies fail, well that's just how it goes. And no more pressure from government to make loans and give credit to those who can't handle it. That's the crap that started this mess to begin with.

Supporting the troups? Hell yes. Whatever you need, gang. Just keep taking down those bad guys.

Secure the borders? Oh yeah. Big fence and deport those little pricks who aren't even trying to get their paperwork together. I know the immigration process has a lot of hoops to jump through. I've got no problem turning a blind eye to that person who's having some trouble with the process, but is actually trying. It's those little pricks who are just here to make a buck, are here completely illegally and don't even make an effort to learn the language that piss me off.

Yeah, I could never be President. I'd end up with too many whiners complaining how I'm too insensitive for the job or something. That's OK, the fix is in anyways. I'm still going to vote though, if only for the satisfaction on canceling out the vote of some brain-dead Obama supporter.

If you can listen really closely, you can actually hear the founding fathers turning in their graves.

2 comments:

Tamara said...

Its your war with Iraq that is dragging your economy down, Obama would be the best thing that could happen for the US. If you werent spending billions of dollar on this war the economy would be fine.

Marty Nozz said...

False. The problem is that companies were pressured to give loans to people that couldn't afford to pay them back. That led directly to the problems on Wall Street. This can be traced directly back to the Democrats.

Obama's socialist economic plan will be the worst thing possible for the current economy. You don't help the economy by punishing success.