That's right kids, Marvel was bought by Disney, and the internet has been all a-flutter! Many are worried that there's going to be major changes to the comics they love and they're absolutely right. This is an funny book Armageddon! The rock is falling! We all gonna DIE! So in the spirit of impending DOOM, it's that time again:
THE TOP 10 THINGS WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO NOW THAT DISNEY HAS PURCHASED MARVEL!
10: Deffiant McDouchbag declares victory, immediately targets Disney for his next conquest.
9: Lila Cheney and Dazzler are the new opening acts for Hannah Montana.
8: Doctor Strange to be challenged for his title of Sorcerer Supreme by a mouse in a hat.
7: Namor's new sidekick: Ariel.
6: Iron Fist and Shang-Chi will be among the next roster of Power Rangers.
5: Brian Michael Bendis's new job title: Imagineer.
4: Lady Sif is now Princess Sif.
3: Uncle Ben was killed by hunters.
2: Stark Industries is bought out by Scrooge McDuck, meaning GizmoDuck will be getting one hell of an upgrade.
And the number one thing you can look forward to now that Disney has bought Marvel:
Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters Musical!
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